I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
(Source: flygoing, via love-lust-xo)
fuck you but fuck me first
"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."
(Source: realitytvbitch, via love-lust-xo)
Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.
i would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit
listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.