Cesilia Vanessa Gonzalez | 18 | San Jose

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antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

(via isxlated)

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

techniciantraveller:

skylark-in-the-park:

deadniggastorageunit:

lyriciss:

Genius.

Oh god I am delirious…. 

Hahaha!

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

(Source: esg233, via lulz-time)

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

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despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via i-cannothide-this)

jesuser:

my school

(Source: trynsave, via lulz-time)

crazyanimals:

ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish
theblogofaudrey:

Exactly